June 2008
“[The] welfare system…should have been in place for only a very short time,...”
– Mail Call at The Herald-Mail
Timeline of Internet Memes →
learned about the leeroy jenkins video from aug. 2005.
“Dr. Phil is here, and in the sea of faces he has this miserable look –...”
– – George Michael, shouting out to fan Phil McGraw, who was in the audience at his LA concert (via People)
“You don’t buy a Ferrari and then drive it around with the car cover on it.”
– Ice T to Al Roker during “Celebrity Family Feud” on his thoughts about his wife Coco’s revealing clothing
“You know, maybe it’s really not that bad that the Netherlands will be...”
– Thousands of Dutch Prepare for 2012 Apocalypse
http://www.chrisjordan.com/ →
CHECK IT OUT
“Running the Numbers looks at contemporary American culture through the austere lens of statistics. Each image portrays a specific quantity of something: fifteen million sheets of office paper (five minutes of paper use); 106,000 aluminum cans (thirty seconds of can consumption) and so on. My hope is that images representing these quantities might have a different effect than...
Woman suing Victoria's Secret over thong-gone-bad →
“I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret, and the metal popped into my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That’s what happened,” she told TODAY’s Meredith Vieira during an interview.
victoria’s secret should sue her for wearing a thong at age 52. and why is she broadcasting this to all of america?
Breathe
shutupinternet:
People are so angry and stressed out all the time about unimportant things. Take a deep breath once in a while.
44 year old doorman in Park Slope still living... →
(via peterwknox)
Crocs and similar soft shoes linked to escalator... →
another reason why everybody—outside of the medical profession—needs to STOP wearing these shoes.
“I have a problem with this election, and why we have to be told who we can vote...”
– Mail Call at The Herald-Mail
I Love The New Millennium →
Kick off your Ugg boots and put down your iPods as VH1 brings you the next big hit in their hugely popular “I Love The” series: “I Love The New Millennium.” VH1 loves the 00’s so much that they couldn’t even wait for them to end, bringing viewers an all-new 8-part series covering the first 8 years of the new millennium (2000 – 2007.)
“I got quite a chuckle from Mr. Jansen’s alarmist letter over climate...”
– Mail Call at The Herald-Mail
i am neurotic. →
gtmcknight:
Hilarious new Tumblr of people’s quirks (you can submit your own too)
i don’t know what to think of this site. on one hand, i realize i’m not alone:
“When I have to change lanes while driving, I carefully time my lane change so as not to drive over the reflectors on the center lane. I have a physiological reaction of delight when I succeed at this.”
on the...
Fake bus stop keeps Alzheimer's patients from... →
“We will approach them and say that the bus is coming later and invite them in for a coffee,” said Richard Neureither, Benrath’s director. “Five minutes later they have completely forgotten they wanted to leave.”
“This is to the person from Hagerstown who said that the Democrats made the...”
– Mail Call at The Herald-Mail 