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» Lab Rabbit Strongly Recommends Cover Girl Waterproof Mascara For Sensitive Eyes - The Onion

“Cover Girl Long & Luscious waterproof mascara will dramatically magnify your lashes for a look that’s glamorous and natural,” LR-4427 said. “And the great part is, they won’t irritate your eyes, even if you accidentally smear some over your clamped-open eyeballs with a Q-tip and can’t flush it out for 48 hours.”

(an oldie but a goodie)

“ Images from Google Earth have confirmed that cattle tend to align their bodies in a north-south direction. Wild deer also display this behaviour - a phenomenon that has apparently gone unnoticed by herdsmen and hunters for thousands of years.

— BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | (via haze)

gtmcknight:

“IBM Researchers and Dolores Labs did an interesting crowdsourcing experiment with amazon.com’s Mechanical Turk.

They showed men and women a body image with a random point highlighted. Would they like to touch their lover there, and separately, would they want to be touched there?

30,000 point ratings aggregate into a heat map of desire – interesting in isolation and in contrast across scenarios.

Here you see where each gender desires to be touched. Not too surprising.

But when you compare to where their lovers think they want to be touched, a few subtle differences emerge, providing guidance. For men, dingle and dangle could use a bit more attention. For women, the back of the neck is more sensual than you might imagine. Otherwise, you probably know where to go.

Across the straight/bisexual/gay gender matrix, the group least interested in being touched, on average: straight men. Go figure. But the other men bring the overall male average higher than the overall female average. Even older men (over 50) have higher scores than the most desirous female cohort –the 20-30 year olds. (from Dolores Blog)”

Sensual Heat Map (Quoted from jurvetson with the original research on Dolores Labs)

compare more here

can you tell the difference between chinese, japanese, and korean faces? http://alllooksame.com

mylifeinacube:

Come on folks, it’s not a movie theater.

every. single. day.

soupsoup:

cvxn:optimistclub: at bibidebabideboo

When I heard he had gone to “a better place,” this is pretty much what I imagined.

[T]he big question of “why did the Mike and Juliet Show cut away to the cat during a conversation on binge drinking?” can now be answered. A dedicated Soup fan who apparently works on the show wrote in: “Ages ago we did a Pet Star Search and we had a cat eating spaghetti with utensils. For whatever reason, that’s now our ‘censor clip.’ What were they censored for? The crazy blond girl said the word ‘retarded.’” (via Eonline)

brothersbloom:

Mountain Goats - ‘Woke Up New’ (Music Video Directed by Rian Johnson, whose tumblelog this be)

Captured in-camera with no special effects

wow, i forgot how much i love the mountian goats!

» McCain unsure how many houses he owns

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skeetonmischa:

“Brand New Key” by Melanie

Time to mellow out for a bit.

and reminisce about the nights my friends and i took turns driving kelsey’s chrystler lebaron convertable up and down gambrill park road. with the top down and our heads tilted back, the moonlit tree leaves washed over our bodies and life, as a teenager, was good.